Sunday, May 11, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #63

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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #62

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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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Friday, May 9, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #61

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Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #60

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #59

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #58

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Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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Monday, May 5, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #57

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

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