Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #87

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Unlike Mr. T, Chuck Norris doesn't pity the fool. He roundhouse kicks him.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #86

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Chuck Norris writes only in the first person because that's the only person that matters to anyone.

Posted by Simmons at 5:02 PM 3 comments  

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #85

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Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.

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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #84

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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Friday, June 13, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #83

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Chuck Norris wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #82

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Chuck Norris took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #81

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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #80

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Chuck Norris came before the chicken and the egg.

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Monday, June 9, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #79

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Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.

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Sunday, June 8, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #78

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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

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Saturday, June 7, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #77

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Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

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Friday, June 6, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #76

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Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #75

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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #74

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.

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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #73

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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Monday, June 2, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #72

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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

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Sunday, June 1, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #71

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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

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