Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #87

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Unlike Mr. T, Chuck Norris doesn't pity the fool. He roundhouse kicks him.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #86

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Chuck Norris writes only in the first person because that's the only person that matters to anyone.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #85

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Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.

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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #84

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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Friday, June 13, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #83

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Chuck Norris wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #82

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Chuck Norris took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #81

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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

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