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Unlike Mr. T, Chuck Norris doesn't pity the fool. He roundhouse kicks him.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #87
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #86
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Chuck Norris writes only in the first person because that's the only person that matters to anyone.
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Sunday, June 15, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #85
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Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
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Saturday, June 14, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #84
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Friday, June 13, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #83
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Chuck Norris wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
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Thursday, June 12, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #82
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Chuck Norris took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #81
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #80
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Chuck Norris came before the chicken and the egg.
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Monday, June 9, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #79
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Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.
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Sunday, June 8, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #78
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Saturday, June 7, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #77
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Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
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Friday, June 6, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #76
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Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #75
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #74
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #73
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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Monday, June 2, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #72
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Sunday, June 1, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #71
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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