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Unlike Mr. T, Chuck Norris doesn't pity the fool. He roundhouse kicks him.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #87
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #86
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Chuck Norris writes only in the first person because that's the only person that matters to anyone.
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Sunday, June 15, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #85
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Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
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Saturday, June 14, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #84
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Friday, June 13, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #83
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Chuck Norris wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
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Thursday, June 12, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #82
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Chuck Norris took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #81
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #80
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Chuck Norris came before the chicken and the egg.
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Monday, June 9, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #79
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Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.
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Sunday, June 8, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #78
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Saturday, June 7, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #77
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Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
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Friday, June 6, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #76
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Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #75
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #74
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #73
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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Monday, June 2, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #72
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Sunday, June 1, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #71
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Saturday, May 31, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #70
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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
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Friday, May 30, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #69
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Thursday, May 29, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #68
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Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #67
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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #66
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Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
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Monday, May 26, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #65
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Mr. T once tied Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
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Sunday, May 25, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #64
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Sunday, May 11, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #63
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Saturday, May 10, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #62
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Friday, May 9, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #61
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
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Thursday, May 8, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #60
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #59
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #58
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Monday, May 5, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #57
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Chuck Norris once visited the
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Saturday, May 3, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #56
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Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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Friday, May 2, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #55
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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
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Thursday, May 1, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #54
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #53
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #52
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Monday, April 28, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #51
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Saturday, April 26, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #50
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There are three legal methods of execution in the
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Friday, April 25, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #49
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
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Thursday, April 24, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #48
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Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter scale.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #47
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #46
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Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
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Monday, April 21, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #45
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When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
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Saturday, April 19, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #45
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Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
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Friday, April 18, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #44
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #43
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Nine out of ten scientists agree that Chuck Norris, not the Big Bang, created the universe. The tenth scientist has never been found.
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #42
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Jesus wears a bracelet that says, “What would Chuck Norris do?”
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Chuck Norris Joke #41
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Monday, April 14, 2008
Chuck Norris Fact #40
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A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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