Saturday, May 31, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #70

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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

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Friday, May 30, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #69

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #68

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Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #67

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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #66

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Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #65

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Mr. T once tied Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #64

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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #63

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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #62

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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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Friday, May 9, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #61

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Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #60

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #59

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #58

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Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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Monday, May 5, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #57

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

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Saturday, May 3, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #56

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Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

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Friday, May 2, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #55

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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Chuck Norris Joke #54

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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