Chuck Norris Jokes #1 - 10

As part of the birth of this blog, today, 10 Chuck Norris jokes will be featured instead of the usual one.
1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

3.If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

4.Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

5.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

6.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

7.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

8.There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

9.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

10.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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